Only one thing could make ND football better...

Fluorescent Nikes.

Ty Bowl

A cheerful Charlie Weis shakes hands with a stoic Tyrone Willingham after the 36-17 Irish victory.

Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish

Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see us, and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

(The Boondock Saints: It's a good movie, you should watch it Irish fans.)

Charles in Charge Of our days and our nights Charles in Charge Of our wrongs and our rights.

And I sing, I want, I want Charles in Charge of me.

Breaking News From France:

Thank you Melissa, but we already knew that.

Responded Baer: I've known that since Day One. I think it's funny that it was even talked about, to be honest with you. He's playing mind games. I never even thought twice about it."
Asked if it could have any impact on the game, Baer said no.
"It's not a big deal," Baer said. "I guess it is to him. He's excited about it. But it's not a big deal to me. I hope they are studying it like crazy. That will take away from the things they've got to do."
Baer said there are enough changes in what UW does from what he did at Notre Dame that "it's not a concern at all."

The Creation of Failure

In three years when Ty is fired from Washington, he'll join forces with Bob Davie and become the worst pair of college football announcers, ever.

"We have their play book."

COACH WEIS: Well, it helps when you have the playbook. You know, the playbook that Kent (Baer) has, we have so, when they walk out the door, they can take everything else with them. When you have a copy of it, you have a copy of it. Kind of helps a little bit when you know the foundation of the playbook.

Charlie Says

DRINK THAT DRINK!

Revelation 11:5

And if anyone would harm them, fire pours from their mouth and consumes their foes. If anyone would harm them, this is how he is doomed to be killed.

"I'm done talking to them."

COACH WEIS: Yeah, I was hot. This is the second week in a row that I've had the same problem. When I talk to the officials before the game, I tell them that if we have anything special that I want them to look for. I walk over and say `Let me explain something to you. We have two personnel groups where we're going to shift from a normal formation to a four open set, and when they shift, if they move into the neutral zone we are going to react and then you're going to call the defensive penalty; correct?' And they said `Correct.' And I said, `For gosh sakes, the one thing I ask you to look at, I tell you, you were going to do it, I explain to you what we're going to do and you still call it on us.' So I said I'm not going to talk to them anymore. I did it twice, it didn't work; so I'm done talking to them.

Replacing Trev Alberts on ESPN College Gameday...

Corey Mays' New Gameday Helmet

What a Catch

Melissa Theuriau loves Notre Dame football. I love her.

The Entire State of Michigan Has Been Compromised

Dennis Dodd --> Memento

[finding a beaten Dennis Dodd in his closet]

Charlie Weis: Who did this to you?
Dodd: What?
Charlie Weis: Who did this to you?
Dodd: You did.